*ahem* “I am the very model of a modern Sorcerer-General,I’ve information spiritual, elemental, and infernal,I know the queens of The Realm, and I quote the fights historicalFrom Primordial to Usurpation, in order categoricalI’m very well acquainted, too, with matters essential,I understand the circles, from the Solar to TerrestrialAbout Devonian theorem I’m teeming with a lot …
On Demonic Utility
A demon’s utility should be inversely proportional to its cooperativeness.
The One Thing Exalted Needs
Frankly, any Exalted system that does not let me emulate all the characters in Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust is a failed Exalted system. And that includes the guy whose crossbow fired more bolts than a gatling gun.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Raksha Edition
The end of the Pirates movies makes so much more sense when you say it’s a bunch of raksha shaping at each other. “You can’t go on land.”“I am clearly standing in a bucket. That is within the letter of my oath.”“…carry on.” “Oh yeah, well… then the lady dissolves into a puddle and we’re …
Hard Exalts Making Hard Decisions
Hard Exalts making Hard Decisions! The cause of, and solution to, all of Creation’s problems.
If A Yozi Was A Gamer
(from a thread about combining Exalted with Gamer) All Things Modeling MethodCost: – (1m) Type: Permanent Duration: PermanentKeywords: NoneMins: Essence 2 Prereqs: Essence Dissecting Stare The Principle of Hierarchy has no need for vague allusions and analog metaphors to determine her input and output from the world. All things may be reduced to logos and …
On Navigating The Wyld
“Oh, the Weeping Falls? Yawp. Ye can get dere from here. Ya take one Gulliver’s Travel sort of towards satire and when you reach the climax you do a sudden plot twist sort of in a dramady direction and take an Odyssey until ya meet yer nemesis, than ya gotta go in a Quixotic direction …
How Solar Rule Actually Went
The actual history of the First Age went like this: Solars win! Yeah! Hey, let’s genocide and enslave every nonhuman race because FUCK NONHUMANS! Autochthon: Uh…. BYE NOW! (pop) Gaia: Holy shi… I mean… I must look for the Shining Answer. Love you Luna, later! (fly into the Wyld) Hey, let’s all fight each other …