][ BLADE HAS JOINED THE PARTY AS EPSILON'S CRONY Name: Blade Sex: M Physical Age: 20 True Age: ? Also Goes By: Chris McNeil, That Annoying Jerk, The Enemy of Democracy Height: 1'2" Weight: 50lbs Eyes: Brown Hair: Black with white streak Primary Goal(s): - Be the best Crony he can be - Convert people to Pantyhose Tarou Worship - Complain Loudly - Take Over the World Secondary Goal(s): - Earn the respect of his idol, De-mo - Babble Incessantly about Tarou - Convince people that, yes, Ryouga can beat Ranma Strengths/Abilities: - Encyclopedic knowledge of Ranma 1/2 manga - Sings karaoke - Can endlessly quote historical figures - Never admits to losing a debate - Never admits to debating with people smarter than him - Can blame Epsilon for virtually anything - Can blame Epsilon for losing debates, if he ever admitted to losing them - Mimics De-mo poorly - Laughs like Toguro Ani when no one can hear him - Blames Epsilon for this - Canadian Citizen - Blames Epsilon for that too Weaknesses/Quirks: - Tendency to quote encyclopedic knowledge of Ranma 1/2 manga - Nowhere near as good an evil sidekick as De-mo - Whines incessantly - Can't write a lunch menu without Tarou being in it somewhere - Enemy of democracy - Whines incessantly about Tarou - Makes confusing corrections - Pisses away Ultra projects through his arrogance - Complains Loudly - Gets into Flame Wars at the drop of a hat - Nobody likes him - Nobody loves him - Thinks he'll eats some wo-r-rms... - Big fat sticky ones - Little slimy crawly ones - Itsy bitsy disgusting worms! Likes: - Ukyou Kuonji, Pantyhose Tarou, Kiima, Saffron (adult version), Ryuu Kumon, Mariko Konjou, Anna, Yohyou Tsyurasennen (all from Ranma 1/2), Sesshoumaru, Hiten (from Inuyasha), Alys Brangwin (from Phantasy Star IV), Kalia, Princess Fatora (El Hazard), Vega (as in the bishonen Spanish ninja), Karin Kanzuki (from Street Fighter), Ibuki Yagami (from Maison Ikkoku), Bleu (Breath of Fire 1-3), Sephiroth, Yuffie (FFVII), Hsien-ko, Lilith, Baby Bonnet Hood (DarkStalkers), Dilgear, Remy (Slayers), Mian Toris, Empress Shion (Caravan Kidd), Brad Kilsten (Psychic Force), Celes Chere (FFIII/VI), Rei Ayanami (gee, take a guess), Asuka Soryu Langley (Evangelion -manga- only ;p), Athena Asamiya (King of Fighters), Gieve, Narsus (Heroic Legend of Arislan), Ashram (Record of Lodoss War), Shadow Lady, Lime (Shadow Lady), Deadpool (non-anime/manga! *gasp*), Rin (Please Save My Earth, but only when he's looking evil ;p), Toguro Ani, Bui, (Yuu Yuu Hakusho), Koume, Sakura Yamazaki (Blue Seed), Vegeta (DBZ), Rico Banderas, Emeralda (Xenogears), and the psycho soldier from Windaria. - Complaining loudly - Plotting to take over the world - Debating - Not admitting he has lost a debate Dislikes: - Humanity in general - You specifically Background: Blade was raised by people that told him they were his parents, and lived a life where he had to constantly leave town ahead of several angry mobs. He spent most of his early life complaining loudly and plotting world domination until he met Aaron Peori, whom he decided to manipulate into making him lots of money so he (Blade) could retire early. This, ideally, would allow him to complain loudly and plot world domination without any further hassles. He likes winning debates, complaining loudly, plotting world domination and anything that is even remotely related to Pantyhose Tarou (of Ranma 1/2), not necessarily in that order. He has reproduced. Blade vehemently denies the rumor that he complains loudly and is plotting to take over the world. Fellow Authors, please ask me before you: - Whip me with a wet noodle - Have me turn on Epsilon like the backstabbing bastard I am - Ruin a MGH chapter I poured real creative energy into beyond any hope of repair - Get me romantically involved with someone I dislike (see above) Fellow Authors, please do not: - Have me do drugs - Have me sing show tunes - Have me refer to myself as "That Annoying Jerk"